"It's Not A Ting" - Wheeze the Juice, 25:17

As well as the obvious hiss and perturbing behaviour, like that of fighting an urge (perhaps an ironically hotblooded response from a cold blooded frog?),   at 0:18 seconds the frog can be seen blinking its eyelids sideways (vertically opossed lids), where as the previous 17 seconds of footage, it can be seen displaying a normal horizontal eyelid blinking of that of a human.

PROOF OF FROG IMPOSTORS

I’m finding it really hard to jack it to this porno,  usually I go for plot but this one is really hard to follow, and it gave me a right rubbery one.

"I’m afraid the interview will need to be cancelled folks, troubling news, but our guest this evening Bo of Wheeze the Juice needed to be evacuated from the building for being 2zoot. Callum couldn’t make it tonight either as he is busy filming in the Africa for their newest auto-biopic "AIDs and Me: A Wheeze the Juice Truestory"
- Exert from latest declassified government file concerning Wheeze the Juice and their lost footage of 2014.

"I’m afraid the interview will need to be cancelled folks, troubling news, but our guest this evening Bo of Wheeze the Juice needed to be evacuated from the building for being 2zoot. Callum couldn’t make it tonight either as he is busy filming in the Africa for their newest auto-biopic "AIDs and Me: A Wheeze the Juice Truestory"

- Exert from latest declassified government file concerning Wheeze the Juice and their lost footage of 2014.

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Dutty Barefoot Wine dems

Uncle Ben’s sweatrice

It begins. The serious bit, where the talking and planning to actually make Wheeze the Juice do something other than take the piss is probably almost definately gonna happen soon, more now than soon but y’dunkno.

Expect new faces, more content and more juice to be wheezed.

Wheeze the Juice was tagged to promote civil partnerships or something with 6 selfies. They’re chronological to show how aging and painful such things are and how you should all just upgrade to buttplugs and crusty socks instead.

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We don’t understand why everybody loves tiny squashed up down-syndrome squashbrain puppies and so we’ve decided they need to be extinct.

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