"It's Not A Ting" - Wheeze the Juice, 25:17

bo-wheezy:

wheeze-the-juice:

bo-wheezy:

*Sees Chess*
HERMOANY GRABAPAIROFNUTS - That’s totes barbarian!

RONDILDO WEASEL - Fuck you slut this wizard chess

*When fighting Volderman*

Hairy Pooter - Fuck u cunt!

CAROL VOLDERMAN the Wizardking - No u! *Draws wand* *Drops it* *Picks it up again* Fuck you Pooter you raggo cunt!

HAIRY POTHERPES - Ur mum!

Rondildo. Was there in front of me the whole time, his name should have been Rondildo. Shit I let myself down.

#Masterpost

bo-wheezy:

*Sees Chess*
Hermoany Grangehill - That’s totes barbarian!

Rondilo Weasle - Fuck you slut this wizard chess

*When fighting Volderman*

Hairy Pooter - Fuck u cunt!

Volderman the Wizardking - No u! *Draws wand* *Drops it* *Picks it up again* Fuck you Pooter you raggo cunt!

Hairy Pooter - Ur mum!

Date me please! You are just so... Wow!
Anonymous

ohhtits:

Ahaaa thank you! But you have no face…

We have faces.

As well as the obvious hiss and perturbing behaviour, like that of fighting an urge (perhaps an ironically hotblooded response from a cold blooded frog?),   at 0:18 seconds the frog can be seen blinking its eyelids sideways (vertically opossed lids), where as the previous 17 seconds of footage, it can be seen displaying a normal horizontal eyelid blinking of that of a human.

PROOF OF FROG IMPOSTORS

I’m finding it really hard to jack it to this porno,  usually I go for plot but this one is really hard to follow, and it gave me a right rubbery one.

"I’m afraid the interview will need to be cancelled folks, troubling news, but our guest this evening Bo of Wheeze the Juice needed to be evacuated from the building for being 2zoot. Callum couldn’t make it tonight either as he is busy filming in the Africa for their newest auto-biopic "AIDs and Me: A Wheeze the Juice Truestory"
- Exert from latest declassified government file concerning Wheeze the Juice and their lost footage of 2014.

"I’m afraid the interview will need to be cancelled folks, troubling news, but our guest this evening Bo of Wheeze the Juice needed to be evacuated from the building for being 2zoot. Callum couldn’t make it tonight either as he is busy filming in the Africa for their newest auto-biopic "AIDs and Me: A Wheeze the Juice Truestory"

- Exert from latest declassified government file concerning Wheeze the Juice and their lost footage of 2014.

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